esohex:

Oh man! Yes! Finally we’ll all be able to keep them away!

esohex:

Oh man! Yes! Finally we’ll all be able to keep them away!

(via theenglishangel)


psychodisneyfanatic:

These two are probably the best out of all the face characters

psychodisneyfanatic:

These two are probably the best out of all the face characters

(via theenglishangel)


its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(via medispaghetti)


axbitofboth:

You have no idea how long I’ve waited for someone to STATE THE DAMN OBVIOUS

(via awesomeheroics)


(via subjectmundy)


floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

(via scugnizzx)


spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

(via theenglishangel)



captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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(via wiltingwillowws)


strivingking:

If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit

(via sixpenceee)


Donna Noble Appreciation Week

day one: the moment you fell in love with donna

(via songofgallifrey)


dylansprayberryisbae:

In the theater I laughed really hard. I got so many weird stares.


Zelda: Hey I just met you
Zelda: And this is crazy
Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
Link: Because it 's true

(via intensional)


smileitseileen:

americaengland:

queenaglaia:

nuclearnorth:

hetavision:

Best laugh

((LISTEN TO THIS CUTE DORK.))

HIS LAUGH MAKES ME LAUGH GOD HE’S SO FUCKING CUTE

This could brighten up anyone’s day omg so precious

stop what you’re doing and watch this cutie

(via mrsgamagooriira)