queerfabulousmermaid:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Gordo keepin it real

(via stay-gold-sam-winchester)


the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

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(via heichoukills-teetans)


minamarrrina:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.


GOODBYE

minamarrrina:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

GOODBYE

(via transdraco)


221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

You win the Internet.

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

You win the Internet.

(via that-one-all-american-girl)


aquamarinespinnerlover:

Well, they certainly know their target audience.

aquamarinespinnerlover:

Well, they certainly know their target audience.

(via if-only-someone-loved-you)


unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

(via theapplepielifeofme)


spicy-vagina-tacos:

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)


ghostsmashers:

thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

actually nah this is pretty heavy victim blaming here

like this little girl was killed because her town thought she was a witch. she was killed because of a rumor. she has every right to be angry. she has every right to want revenge.

she has every right to be mad at her killers. dont you dare try to spread this “hate breeds more hate” bullshit around.

Yes except, if you’ve seen the movie, she’s after everyone in the town centuries after her murder. She threatens the lives of many innocent people. She has every right to be angry and seek revenge on those that killed her but should she blame the entire fucking town who don’t even know who she is, what happened to her, and had absolutely nothing to do with her death? Being angry at the world is one thing, but actually hurting innocent people for something that another person, or other people in this case, is not ok.


Sends me ‘woof’ for my muses reaction to yours bringing home a puppy.


thedarklordkeisha:

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

(via amut0)



comickergirl:

Bonus panels for this. (This is a direct prequel, of sorts.)



trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

(via ludwig--beilschmiidt)


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via cosplayer-bara)